There are only four things that are inevitable in this life: death, taxes, an annual Call of Duty release, and if you love something, someone at Funko is gonna make a hideous Pop figure of it. Nothing is safe from the clutches of mass-produced figures,

Baldur's Gate 3 is getting the Funko Pop treatment. However, only three of our favorite heroes will be available at launch. This has already caused some disappointment among the voice actors and fans.

Funko just revealed collectible figurines of several Baldur's Gate 3 characters, but not the sour-faced Githyanki warrior Lae'zel, prompting her voice actress Devora Wilde to ask "No Lae’zel? No hot green girlfriend?" "Boycotting until they make a green girlfriend," agreed one reply to Wilde's post on X.

You can preorder Astarion, Shadowheart, and Karlach Funko Pops at Amazon, GameStop, and Entertainment Earth.

A number of popular characters from Baldur's Gate 3 are officially getting the Funko Pop treatment, with pre-orders now open.